âI remember turning to Taika between takes and saying, âYou know the gays are gonna love youâ and he was like 'Oh, will they?â. I was like 'You know exactly what youâre doingâ. Heâs so hotâ. â Nathan Foad
Cannot understand âmoths are ugly butterfliesâ ideology. First off, moths came first, so respect your elders. Second, theyâre literally the same but fluffier?? Check yourself
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Jus look at this fuffy lil woo-woo! His poofy lil cheeeeks!! aaaaaaah
Venezuelan Poodle Moth- âDescubierta en Venezuela en el aĂąo 2009Â por el biĂłlogo Arthur Anker durante su visita al Parque Nacional Gran Sabanaâ
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
Maybe, maybe, how quick they have taken it down has to do with them realizing that the office of the fucking legal team of the city of San Francisco is ACROSS THE STREET from Twitter HQ
Seriously.
How.
Every.
Fucking.
Thing.
About.
Musk.
Can.
Be.
So.
Dumb.
Holy shit.
I would like to point out, someone had a serious seizure set off by that thing and was sent to hospital because of it. It wasnât just âobnoxiousâ it was downright deadly.
[Tweet from Ellie @ TheElfmyster dated 01 Aug 23:
Hello, this is Ellieâs girlfriend. To be even be typing this upsets me. In the early hours this morning, Ellieâs epilepsy was triggered by the new X advertising, which has left her fighting for her life. A brand isnât worth someone fighting for there life for. #DodgeTheEx ]
Confirmed: the stunt with the dangerously-bright X logo and its strobe effect predictably caused physical harm. This is exactly why strobe lights need to be removed completely from the public sphere, and why 100% informed consent should be the bare minimum requirement for the use of strobe lights.
Strobe lights have their time and place, and a public street is NEVER that time nor place.
spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool
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